Funniest Tweets of the Week – 04.12.18
We love you Twitter we do, we love you Twitter we do. Oh, Twitter we love you. Every week the site takes on new angles of funny, so it’s only right we capture the best of. Check out our selection of funniest tweets below.
#BlackTwitterBestOf2018 Part 24 pic.twitter.com/zWEfQWCbtM
— Juwan (@KingTrillaX) November 21, 2018
So we ordered pizza without checking that the set address was my uni accom and not my address back home and look what my brother just sent me?? pic.twitter.com/vAvrGTfGZk
— Lori? (@glochellaaa) November 21, 2018
How roadmen get ready to emphasise the P in Pussio pic.twitter.com/UcycYNE6dH
— KingMusa (@OfficialSkinny1) November 21, 2018
As a tall guy my girl cant be too short, we cant be walking around looking like some bar chart kmt
— cooper? (@COOPERDINERO00) November 20, 2018
Before we date, I gotta hear you read out loud.
— Chinning Tatum (@auntiebaecc) November 20, 2018
me to baby’s on the train when their parents aren’t looking pic.twitter.com/FVNqhB8eaH
— k (@localnimo) November 21, 2018
“I refuse to be 25+ and still trying to find my way.”
Life: pic.twitter.com/yBZfH5IHZx
— Juan Marston (@FrankSno9) November 22, 2018
When my hairdresser does my under-wig cainrows I understand why R Kelly did that slow 360 in the Ignition video
— Nikki (@_Nicksy) November 24, 2018
Young adz is the funniest?? pic.twitter.com/8XzoAPMcQ9
— Ells (@Elliotwells_) November 25, 2018
I fucked this chick one time and her body started trembling! I was like “this dick good ain’t it?!” Do y’all know this bitch told me that she was cold!? BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
— YFN Trigga #WWDH (@YungStunna05) November 25, 2018
This chick kissed my neck and I moaned so I blocked her on everything
— Captain Tsubasa (@judeblay) November 26, 2018
Black Christmas Movies Be Like ?? pic.twitter.com/ojSU6sk3ur
— Jay Nedaj (@JayNedaj) November 26, 2018
When the family secrets start adding up and you realise one of your uncles is a crackhead pic.twitter.com/nq76AQnvC0
— . (@prodxce) November 27, 2018
My mum is so dramatic. I remember when I told her I went parasailing and diving and she said she knew because she felt it in her c section scar. Girl bye.
— #Can12DaysOfChristmas (@sialdn) November 26, 2018
I had to give it a try? ???♂️
Instagram : @harvinthskin pic.twitter.com/Am45kGWYLQ
— Harvinth Skin (@harvinthskin) November 26, 2018
My friends been seeing this guy for a few weeks and he’s got 2 kids, she’s just asked how comes he’s not with his baby mum and he’s gone “who says I’m not” I can’t stop laughing
— Preeti (@preetimx) November 27, 2018
I would rather cook rice one by one https://t.co/ZQIbqa0Kt1
— Noluthando Zuma (@Thandoo_Zuma) November 26, 2018
One time in Starbucks, they finished making my drink and they screamed my name and everyone ducked under the tables.
— Jihad ? (@Jzhzd1) November 25, 2018
i don’t call her the strongest woman alive every mother’s day for no reason, ride that bird sis ?? https://t.co/wJMvi7WmHR
— BD (@dillydali_) November 27, 2018
“so how’s freelancing going?” pic.twitter.com/5VZ9xix9uv
— Dan Hett (@danhett) November 27, 2018
Me in 15 years walking in and just staring at my son in his room for no reason pic.twitter.com/1rOypRLwjS
— El Cerebro ? (@LobRucci) November 26, 2018
Bruhhhh the library had the AUDACITY to like this tweet https://t.co/M5lXX9Z60h
— Muhammed P (@Mopey96) November 27, 2018
Her: “babe I can’t come round today“
Me: pic.twitter.com/C18WWj5gmT
— A? (@A7_MVT) November 28, 2018
*Opens bottle of bleach*
Nephew : How did you open it? I tried but it didn’t open.
Me : Oh it’s coz it has a child safety lock. Children can’t open it.
*nephew looks at bottle in amazement*
Nephew : How did it know I was a child????
— Julz (@azedi) November 27, 2018
rihanna after releasing ANTI pic.twitter.com/Z64dfar8fw
— ? (@fentyy) November 28, 2018
i was arguing with my bestfriend, and in the middle of it she took her glasses off n said “i don’t wanna see you right now”
— luis (@ShineMyGold) November 29, 2018
My mom saw my lil brother report card & started taking down the Christmas tree LMAOO
— Instagram: S.grate (@sgrate_) November 30, 2018
When your uncle sees you leaving the family gathering early to go clubbing pic.twitter.com/sZ01XKujcG
— Joe Walker ? (@ohjoewalker) December 1, 2018
“You’re in a relationship and still beating your meat??” pic.twitter.com/sxY6he33sl
— DJ Meechademiks (@_CooAssMeechie) December 1, 2018
This is how drill rappers dance in their videos. https://t.co/iHEDrr9c65
— ʏᴏᴜɴɢ sᴀᴜᴄᴇ ʙᴀʙʏ ? (@OhSo100m) December 2, 2018
You’re screaming thank u, next but the queue is empty ?
— Kinunu (@J1orJase) November 30, 2018
When you’re stealing meat from the pot and the lid Clangs…? pic.twitter.com/3ynrBvESMw
— Jollof Papi ?? (@OfficialEnam) December 2, 2018