Funniest Tweets of the Week – 15.01.19
when I was younger my mum sent me to the bank to put £20 for her friend for the first time. I lost it so I went to another bank begging for money. they went to the back so I thought they were going to give it but they called the police on me and my mum https://t.co/yTKPDhkqd9
— k (@ketsange) January 8, 2019
This still one of the funniest videos ever pic.twitter.com/Gv071IzD8Y
— ⚜️Bounty Boy B-U-N™⚜️ (@BayouBun) January 9, 2019
When i die I hope it’s early in the morning so I don’t go to work that day for no reason.
— Kamye West (@itsKammy_G) January 8, 2019
Niggas really be at your baby moms house “playing” with your son like this pic.twitter.com/wOqgQDu1Hm
— Ian Harris (@ianharris) January 9, 2019
Look at what I was sent by one of these Twitter businesses pic.twitter.com/MWPkWaVqtW
— Whisperer (@MrTund) January 9, 2019
Let Serena Williams see yo head like this it’s over on god ?? pic.twitter.com/0KpA7iJduS
— wony cash (@wony_cash) January 6, 2019
Fully believe England can win the World Cup in the next decade if they harness the potential of Somali youngsters playing 5-a-side
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) January 9, 2019
The way I have no hips. Sometimes I really feel like I was a tax collector or a bailiff in my past life because I don’t understand what I’ve done to deserve this. I’m a nice person
— IG: FLOTUK (@FLOTUK) January 11, 2019
when you in class and everyone arguing saying the answer is 26 or 13 and you got 6 https://t.co/ljPH3jaApB
— IG: @SwagBoyQ ? (@Theswagboyq) January 10, 2019
When I cum after two strokes;
— SpongeHob (@hobson_mlati) January 8, 2019
Her : Is that it?
Me : pic.twitter.com/GCKeSJtUf0
See what happens when ya know what ya want to eat ? https://t.co/itDhhyZsWG
— EJ (@ejay18_) January 11, 2019
??? girl in the back stealing Floyd Sr’s private lessons. That’s how you save money pic.twitter.com/zgkCSUapSR
— NBT BOXING (@BoxingNbt) January 8, 2019
My French flatmate who is learning English sent me this message today pic.twitter.com/Bk82icy0fz
— Declan McLean (@declanmclean) January 5, 2019
????‼️ pic.twitter.com/6h0PkRk6S2
— Sunnie☀️? (@SunnieB_Smiles) January 5, 2019
I. Am. Finished. ???? pic.twitter.com/KHaCvhdfGS
— DT (@iamDT_45) January 7, 2019
Imagine this moment. You high asf, about to get your record fucked. You call your home boy to be a real one, you look down the road and see your boy riding a scooter to save you. I would bust out in fucking tears lmfaoooooo https://t.co/i1bWGQXWFq
— King, yes its my real name (@The_FuckinGOAT) January 6, 2019
If your man goes missing how long till your ready to start dating again ?? — I’m sorry what? https://t.co/eIDSaTihpQ
— barbie. (@GabrielleBABYYY) January 7, 2019
Heartbreak can make a nigga do crazy shit. One minute you’re fine next you’re tryna join the army
— Capri-Sun K. (@Unkle_K) January 7, 2019
Having sons is dangerous ??♂️ pic.twitter.com/XcyWhbALxf
— Tempa (@QuickestTempa) January 8, 2019
This dude just asked me am I single. I said yes…. then this man said “Are you single single, mad at him single, or he in jail single”….? like whaaattt
— ACE Detective ? (@CuriosityyKill) January 7, 2019
So watch you Ghana do now ? https://t.co/uQhkEkdX6Z
— KING MAKER (@sonia_uzama) January 8, 2019
The sad things about the wig discussions is people can’t separate wigs from people ….. like someone has said they don’t like wigs and you take it personal ….. are you a wig …. stop and think why are you getting upset … just for a second relax
— MJ (@MarkieMogul) January 8, 2019